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English Jokes
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
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A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.
B: That's impossible. Whose baby?
A: An elephant's.
English Jokes
A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.
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A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
"Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
English SMS
What is the difference B/W mortein spray
& body spray?
If U use mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.
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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. The child asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?" God replied, "Among all the angels, I chose one for you, your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you."
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It brings a bit of sunshine even on gloomy days.
It makes our souls feel lighter just to know it's there
Giving our spirits wings, as if floating in the air.
It carries us to places that we never knew before
And comes in many sizes, shapes and colors galore.
~Shelter A Friend~
As I call you friend,
You will always share a piece of my heart.
I will always pride myself,
To always be true to you.
As much as I need friends,
So must you.
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When you really care about someone as much as I do about you, being apart is a hard to get used to. I thought I'd handle it just fine and that I'd be happy just to keep you on my mind.
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Thank you for the gentleness of your love, The courage I’ve gained from feeling your love Thank you for the laughter From the joyous moments shared For the comfort given in times of pain or sadness
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I am standing in the garden Watching the sun set on the horizon Wondering if this will be the night That you will come to me Wishing to feel your gaze locked with mine Your arms holding me Your lips on mine
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A Friend's Heart
You are in my heart and soul,
the inspiration of my dream,
the best friends a person could have.
The many dreams and moments we
have spent together will never
be forgotten, the times of pain,
as well as the happy ones.
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English SMS
The measure of love is when you love without measures.
In life there are very rare chances that you’ll meet the person you love who loves you in return.
So once you have it don’t ever let go the chance might never come your way again.
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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.
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