U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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اس ام اس های خنده دار

Funny SMS

- Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?

- We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!

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English SMS

What is the difference B/W mortein spray
& body spray?
If U use mortein spray U will die
If U don't use body spray People will die.

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What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.

English SMS

The measure of love is when you love without measures.
In life there are very rare chances that you’ll meet the person you love who loves you in return.
So once you have it don’t ever let go the chance might never come your way again.

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I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head, so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

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